The Leaked Script of Worst Tinder Date Ever Before

On Tuesday, news out of cash that Warner Bros. is actually developing a comedy called

Worst Tinder Date Actually

, and is weirdly maybe not centered on your matchmaking life.



the land therefore: “The Los Angeles-based story is targeted on people that continue a Tinder go out that produces several catastrophes, as the daters fall for each other.”

Adorkable, but unlikely. This is what a precise version of the

Worst Tinder Date Previously

software would appear to be:

Operate 1, Scene 1

A young lady named Emma (starred by Emma Stone) uses 85 minutes swiping on
in her own room. After getting her nineteenth
unwarranted photo of a dong
taken in a dirty restroom mirror, she deletes the software and commands a pizza from Dominos, which she will consume together pet, Mr. Rufus, during a

Vanderpump Procedures


Act 2, Scene 1

Emma sits at a dining table of an informal bar in Brooklyn sipping a $7 beer, nourishing the woman Twitter feed and waiting around for her go out to-arrive. The woman routine friend-with-benefits is beyond area, so she relented and re-downloaded the software. She matched with some guy called Scott whom felt fairly normal and wanted to get together that evening, very she moved for this.

A person walks toward the table and takes off his fedora to welcome their. It Really Is Scott Baio.




Oh hey … Scott? I was thinking your profile mentioned you’re 32.


Psh, yeah, and you also truly resemble you are “27.” Anyway, mind spotting myself for a glass or two? We invested all my personal money recently on activity figures manufactured from the first


in ‘84. Way better than buying a ticket for this brand-new bullshit p.c. remake.


Uh … positive. [

Arms over ten dollars


Scott visits the club and orders a glass or two, which requires 15 minutes, as he’s become into a disagreement using bartender, subsequently returns into the dining table.


Man, We


believe they don’t really know any single thing about whiskey right here.

Emma [weakly]:

Therefore … what now ? for a living?


Primarily running a blog, heard from it?


Oh cool, just what web site?


I actually run my own personal site, It really is managed at Squarespace, a simple program that features simple drag-and-drop tools. Really, it is easy for


to utilize.


I need to step out of here.


Therefore, we gonna do it?

Operate 2, Scene 2

Emma works home, slams the entranceway behind this lady, and packages Bumble.